Archive for September, 2007

Lemsip café

A while back, I read an article in which a smoothie vendor in Dublin complained that business was rather seasonal. Given that Irish summers are short to non-existent, smoothie bars apparently struggle for trade for most of the year (hence the extortionate prices). The interviewee couldn’t think of much in the way of alternatives; coffee would be competing with existing cafés, and isn’t quite the same market, since it’s perceived as not particularly healthy.

What does a cold, wet city-centre Dublin commuter want in the wintertime? Something healthy but also with a feelgood factor?

Well herbal teas strike me as the obvious answer. Not the watery camomile stuff, more like ginger or cinnamon-based stuff, hearty pick-me-ups. But I can think of something even more welcome. Lemsip. Can you think of anything more desirable when you’ve got yet another cold, you’ve missed your bus, and you really don’t want an alcoholic drink to further weaken your system? Open a Lemsip café - with paracetamol-free alternatives (lemon and honey, lemon and cloves) in case you feel like staying for a second drink; and the smoothie trade will be a summer sideline.

The Internet of Virtual Worlds

This is a bit of a late rubber bucket, as I’m only pointing out that I had the idea, at the point when it’s starting to come true (maybe).

Virtual worlds, such as Second Life, are far too important to be left up to monopolies playing with vendor lock-ins. Second Life itself currently looks like what the internet would look like, if Tim Berners-Lee had been a bit more commercially minded. Sure it’s making money for its creators, but for most of the world its presence hasn’t registered.

So I proposed an open interface standard for virtual worlds. Free 3d browsers, your avatar stored as an XML “cookie”, and so on. Well I didn’t make a technical proposal of course… I put it in a text-file on my own computer. Er, in the form of dialogue, references and notes for a novel. Just one clip:

“BBC’s Newsnight… referred to “online virtual worlds [as] one of the hottest business propositions of dotcom boom Mark II.” Imagine in 1992 saying that websites would be “one of” the hot new business concepts of the internet.” From now on, this is the internet.

Slashdot | Standards For Interconnecting Virtual Worlds