For Petite, who really is a lady. I think.
Well she’s all you’d ever want,
She’s the kind that likes to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She’s got style, she’s got grace, She’s got a wiener.
She’s a lady… Boy, she’s a lady….
Boy, talkin’ about that little lady… boy, and the lady is a man.
Well it’s never in the way
Always something nice to play with, what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she’s okay alone, and there’s no messing.
She’s a lady… Boy, she’s a lady…
Boy, talkin’ about that little lady… boy and the lady is a man.
Well she never asks for very much and I don’t refuse her.
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she’s got is hard to find, and I don’t really mind,
Help me build a vagina from my little penis skin. Hey, hey, hey.
Well she knows what I’m about,
She can take what I dish out, and that’s not easy,
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She’s a lady… Boy, she’s a lady…
Boy, talkin’ about that little lady - boy! the lady is a man.
Yeah yeah yeah she’s a lady
Boy, listen to me baby, she’s a lady - boy!
Whoa whoa whoa, she’s a lady
Boy, and the lady is a man.
Yeah yeah yeah she’s a lady
Boy, talkin about this little lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the lady is a man
Yeah yeah she’s a ladyboy
And the ladyboy’s mine.
